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Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex
Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick
by Saltingyourland July 12, 2010
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Ket Land

The illusionary state of mind when someone consumes the drug Ketamine. The state of mind can be so extreme that the consumer feels that they are in a whole different universe or land.
Yeah, same. I'm in Ket Land right now. It's amazing!
by Druf175 March 5, 2011
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Land the plane

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.
Dude! You've been circling for a while. Get to the point--land the plane already!
by Rjakie May 17, 2025
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Land seal

A land seal is someone who is fat but also silly, funny and a likeable person, just like the animal.
1: i finally made a new friend!
2: what’s his name?
1: Carlson.
2: can you describe him?
1: he’s chubby and very humorous!
2: like a seal?
1: a land seal to be specific.
2: ok nerd.
mugGet the Land sealmug.

Branson Landing

I gave Linda the old Branson Landing last night.
by Plumer1000 April 2, 2023
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dick waste land

The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
by PikeTU February 16, 2018
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Land Mollusk

A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.

They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".
That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.
by MistaCreep August 20, 2011
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