Landon Gauthier 

A tall kid who is always grounded. He watches Porn on a daily basis. He acts gay but only sometimes. He is Snoop Dog JR. He's super tall and towers over everyone. He can also almost dunk. He praises Hitler. You know big feet big meat😉. He has a very not nice GF that he doesn't hang out with. He has a VERY VERY VERY sexy butt and abs. He lost his virginity to a dog. He's smart when he comes to school but anything else he's retarded
Love you daddy~Sophia

"That kid is always Grounded"
"Must be a Landon Gauthier"

Landon Gauthier by 1234323djewfrycngxTU#TFGZ March 11, 2019

Landon Bofa 

Is a joke used as a joke and to destroy all last hopes of living on the person who says who's Landon Bofa

Tall guy- Do you know who Landon Bofa is?
Short guy (Idiot) - No, who is Landon Bofa?
Tall guy- Landon Bofa deez nuts in ya mouth!!!!!!
Short guy- (He was exiled out of (existence)

Landon Bofa by Papi_Son7741 May 21, 2021

naval landing 

Landing the load in or around the belly button

Johnny pulled out and blew his load on sallys stomach. Johnny yelled I'm going to be a pilot! I just got my first Naval Landing!

naval landing by Mr. New Booty October 18, 2011

Dutch Landlord 

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.

She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...

Dutch Landlord by contorto January 30, 2021

Lands Day 

An anual public holiday celebrated on October 7th. Invented in 2004 to celebrate the laziness of the iGeneration, Lands Day calls for those of the current generation to rejoice in what they do best: laze; loiter; & procrastinate.
Often shortened to LandsDay.
First concieved in Adelaide, Australia

1) What day is it? Wednesday?
2) -Outraged- WHAT! Lands Day! That's not a day! Your insane! What is this crazy Lands Day you speak of... -and so on-
1) I didn't say Lands Day, I said...hmmmm. Then again...

Lands Day by ankle April 20, 2006

landcraft 

landcraft is a game in which you throw sticks at each other, and also arm yourself with sticks and have a sword-like battle. If a body part is hit it now becomes unusable.Usually played amongst stoned kids in forests.

Stoned kid #1:"holy hell how did u get that gash under your eye?"

Stoned kid #2:"Landcraft battle man."

landcraft by John Winston Lennon May 11, 2009

Landhill 

Most common among hoarders. When piles of trash form in or around a house to create a hill of garbage. The convex form of a lanfill.

Jason: Ewwww, our new neighbors' house smells!!!!
Laura: Its cuz the backyard is a total landhill!

Landhill by Cupcake27 November 30, 2009