pump and jump

To jerk off while on trampoline.
Arin: Where's Dan?

Ross: He's outside on the trampoline having a quick "Pump and Jump".
by spurrrrnt May 19, 2021
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Jumping Jack Candidate

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate
by Archibald Findri April 26, 2018
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skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic
" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "
by Mr. Barrett April 05, 2005
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jump fuel

Jump fuel is a mix of strong alcohol and energy drink. It's like cocaine, just legal.
Just got some jump fuel, let's go to the dance floor.
by dahl00095 December 26, 2018
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Jumping nut-to-nut

Being unborn & still swimming inside your fathers testicles.
Father: "back when I was in a band"
Son/Daughter: "I don't remember you being in a band"
Father: "Because it was when you were still Jumping nut-to-nut"

&

"You don't remember that because it was before your time and you were still jumping nut-to-nut"
by bigc88 March 28, 2025
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Jump Hatter

One who resorts to jumping on his hat when times are rough.
Aw, man, my wife's such a Jump Hatter
by Schulp March 25, 2009
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jump my line

person one: “Jump my line
person two: *texts person 1 or calls*
by MeMeLu July 25, 2022
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