jordan jinks

idk, you prolly hate him. hes just a fruit looking for his salad..

im am him, he is me. i am jordan jinks

by jyynnxx August 23, 2021

Jordan

If your names Jordan your definitely a side man

Jordan Uses & got no ways to make money. Almost homeless

by 100% ediatt June 3, 2020

Nephetari Serena Jordan

A twelve-year-old model, actress, and boss bitch, she has already made a significant impact in the entertainment industry, breaking barriers and setting trends. With her fierce work ethic, undeniable talent, and a commanding presence on and off the runway, she has quickly become a role model for young people everywhere. Not only is she excelling in modeling and acting, but she's also carving out a successful business empire, proving that age is no barrier to success. This young powerhouse is already redefining what it means to be a boss and inspiring the next generation of dreamers and doers

Nephetari Serena Jordan, a rising star in the world of fashion and entertainment, has already captivated audiences with her exceptional talent, stunning beauty, and poise, setting her on a trajectory toward becoming a household name.

by BiGfAtFrIdEdPoTaTo December 2, 2024

If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric

Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

jordan

a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass

Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird

by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits

Oh Jordan you make me so wet

by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019

Michael Jordan Skirge

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.

"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"

by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022