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butter reader

person, usually an old lady, who completely blocks the aisle in a grocery store with both their body and their cart while they stare at a product without moving for a very long time and get extremely offended if you say "excuse me" or any similar phrase to them. Bizarrely, more of them have come into existence since covid.
I wish that butter reader would move, I want to get some ice cream!
by TV's Katie January 22, 2021
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butter toes

some who falls a lot or trips
*some falls*

YOOOO BUTTER TOES LEARN HOW TO STAND
by myhorseisawesome February 13, 2021
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tire butter

Tire butter is the lubricant for tires that’s also for your ass.
Make sure you wipe off all the tire butter when you’re done
- John James
by Johnbutter April 3, 2021
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butter toe

One who likes to stick their toe into someone else's butt
by only mayonnaise yum April 26, 2021
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Nut Butter

A sexually-active male who frequently jizzes inside anal cavities.
Yeahh, that Joseph? He's a real nut butter.
by mairusupaua May 4, 2021
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butter fuckers

A butter fucker is a person that fantasizes about having sexual intercourse with a pound of butter.this is much more common then you might think as butter fuckers don’t often come out to even there closet of friends or partners. It is also very. common as a pound of butter will slide over a penis like a lubed up Japanese women or can slip into vagina like how your dad slipped into your mum.
Ciara:Omg I can’t believe that gemmas guy is a butter fucker that’s like Really fucked in the head.
heather:omg really that’s so weird who would want to go out with one of those butter fuckers
by Mark Clohessy May 8, 2021
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butter fucker

A butter fucker is a person that fantasizes about ducking a pound of butter this is a lot more common then you might think as butter fuckers don’t often come out to even there closest of friends and partners. Another reason is that a pound of butter can slide over a penis like a lubed up Japanese women or slid into a vagina like your dad slide into your mum.
Omg did u here Troy the really fit one actually is a butter fucker
What no way does Gemma know

No I don’t think so she wouldn’t be with him if she did
by Mark Clohessy May 9, 2021
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