Calendar Rape

In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.
Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.
by Mully2222 January 24, 2018
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friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.
She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"
by owenscott1 November 11, 2011
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keyboard rape

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keyboard rape
by elmo but hes satan May 04, 2020
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trade rape

A term used to describe a fantasy football trade in which one team recieves a much better player or players. This term may also apply to other fantasy sports.
Cody was trade raped by Ryan when he traded Ryan Grant for Anquan Boldin.
by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 20, 2009
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Facebook Rape

The act of repeatedly updating a friend's facebook status when he leaves the room to take a shit. Although it was against his will, his repeated lack of awareness proves that he was asking for it.
Matt: Dude, I totally wrote this thing on Jason's facebook status about sucking cock for like the third time.

Gary: Man, I really admire your persistence! He was really asking for that facebook rape.
by Dante1940 March 18, 2010
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Photo-rape

Margerry should be charged with photo rape. Her camera flash significantly reduces brain cells.
by Margarett Yuhico August 11, 2003
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Tape Rape

Taping someone up, to a bed for example, and raping them silly.
Dude 1: 'Dude, i was at this chicks house when she taped me up, the next thing her brothers in my crack.'!

Dude 2: Why didn't you stop him!?

Dude 1: I couldn't man, it was a tape rape!
by Gill, February 19, 2009
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