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Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.
"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"
by Spastik August 1, 2016
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Putting his dick in the fridge

To be used in the same way as "walking around like he owns the place"

Someone who is unwelcome, free loads, walks around naked and eating all your food, putting his dick in the fridge

"Whose this guy putting his dick in the fridge"

Whose this guy who thinks he's welcome enough to do something like walking around naked eating all your food.

Similar to "so you think you're better than me"
by $kweex December 4, 2020
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Sweating his balls off

When someone is trying unnecessary hard at something.

I.e a video game
Person 1: When Bob and I were playing Fortnite yesterday he build the fucking Eiffel Tower after I shot him once.
Person 2: He was sweating his balls off lmao.
by C. Q. Cumber October 17, 2021
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say sushi without the hi

Me: hey kid say sushi without the hi
Stupid child: sus
Me: :0
by amougus September 24, 2021
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talking out of his ass

Jason la Canfora said Brian Flores is on the hot seat. He is talking out of his ass
by Wiesy June 25, 2021
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Ski on his spare time

Normally used when a black, or African-American individual likes white, or caucasian individuals. This is where the idea that white people are "snow" ; so when someone says "you like to ski" it is referring to liking white people in a romantic way.
Cheyenne: Girl that black guy is sooo fine!

Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.
by cheerlife2 July 11, 2011
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Hi I am not real

When somebody says that they are not real
Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real
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