Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

flying burrito

A flying burrito is a line of cocaine.

Let's do some flying burritos.

by Gawdamn Pablo Effin' Escobar September 16, 2007

Flying Bird

A man's erection.

"Whoa, look at that guy's flying bird!!"

by Disposable Writing Utensils June 17, 2009

Flying Fuck

A phrase started by Gabriel Rios.

Oh flying fuck now everyone says it.

by Gabriel Rios January 8, 2005

Fling Girls

A group of 2 or more girls, most often in college or highschool status, who out of pure boredom decide to turn gay on each other. This is sometimes seen as innocent curiosity or intimate girl-to-girl bonding. These relationships usually end with one girl moving on with her life and leaving the other(s) hanging or the girls just getting tired of being lesbian. You can find these girls holding hands at punky little cafés or cuddling at the park (touching each other when they think no one is looking). Needless to say these relationships end rather quickly, sometimes in easy friendship or complete withdrawal.

Kim: We used to be fling girls.
Haley: Really, are you still gay?
Kim: Oh no, it was experimental, we went out for about a month. Now we're just really good friends.

by Gwyndaline June 19, 2010

foing

to be cool or to look awesome

That show was pretty foing.

by Prof. Tor Coolguy May 2, 2004

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010