25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.

"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."

by creepers_be_creeping November 16, 2013

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fruit curry

It is normal curry, but made with fruit instead to bring a more juicy or citrus taste

Mark-Yum I am going to eat some Fruit Curry
Steven- Oh What fruit will you use?
Mark- Oranges

by FruitCurryMaster January 06, 2019

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fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off

“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

“what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says

by weiner lover 1234 December 22, 2019

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fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it

guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

by poopiemeth69 May 26, 2021

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