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fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.
before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.
by ayatussy March 13, 2022
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Fruit Lu-pe

An absolute nut head but the most adorable smol bean you’ll meet. She’s cute, smart and an absolute amazing person, I’m so happy to call her mine.
by Drizella Kokane January 15, 2019
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Fruit Cake

"Hey what's up You Fruit Cake" or "Yo Jeff That Guy Look's Like a Fruit Cake"
by Street Talk Fo Realz February 25, 2017
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25% fruit juice

When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
"Yo man are you gay?!"

"Nah, I'm only 25% fruit juice."
by creepers_be_creeping November 15, 2013
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european fruit

I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.
by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025
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fruit tray

When a little blonde girl dresses up like a kiwi and dances around for entertainment purposes.

May or may not have a sexual overtone to it…
For my birthday my girlfriend gave me a “fruit tray” for my special day!!
by Zolton72 June 9, 2022
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fruit trap

A heterosexual person, who does or say gay shit with their friends because it’s funny to them.
Y’all I got a girl, stop fruit trappin so much or else ima act up”
by Wosky_Brosky August 28, 2021
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