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fish cloth

a conjunction of fish eye and cloth ears. Means genral sensery deprevation
like a "compleate twat" or making a "compleate twat" of it
by dodgyboz February 24, 2004
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Summon a fish

Polite phonetic rendering of "Son of a Bitch," to be used when swearing isn't permitted or advisable.
Summon a fish, my wallet's been stolen!
by mightybjorn March 23, 2004
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Fish Faggot

A Mother Fucker that you want to get hit by a car and he smells like he dived into a bin of dead tuna.
Friend: What's that smell
You: It's Fish Faggot over there
by TheKidInTheBag May 21, 2019
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Jesus fishing

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.
Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.
by Seb13 February 26, 2009
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cock-fished

When a guy sends you picture's of a dick that aren't actually his. Trying to make you think he has a larger or thicker penis than he does.
You: Durk sent me several puctures of his dick but they don't look the same.
Friend : you have been cock-fished! You know, like that show "catfish" but with a guys dick.
by undercover freak July 27, 2015
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Fish Divot

"My girlfriend's Fish Divot tastes like licking the top off the tuna can--Hold the mayo!
by Scuba diver and Muff man December 17, 2002
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Big Fish

Big Fish is a 2003 American fantasy comedy-drama based on the 1998 novel of the same name by Daniel Wallace. The film was directed by Tim Burton and stars Albert Finney, Ewan McGregor, Billy Crudup, and Jessica Lange. Finney plays Edward Bloom, a former traveling salesman from the Southern United States with a gift for storytelling, now confined to his deathbed. Bloom's estranged son, a journalist played by Crudup, attempts to mend their relationship as his dying father relates tall tales of his eventful life as a young adult, played by Ewan McGregor.
Big Fish is one of the greatest and most imaginative films ever made!!

Will Bloom: In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate fact from fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense and most of it never happened... but that's what kind of story this is.
by alex in wonderland August 6, 2010
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