Facebook Fluffer

The act of making your everyday life more interesting on Facebook for the purpose of invoking a jealous response.

To make up lies to make your self feel better.

To take the smallest event in your mundane life and turn it into a Hans Christian Andersen like fairy tale.

"I love my life, it's filled with rainbows and bunny rabbits. I am so blessed to have such wonderful people in my life." Although most of these people aren't that great.

"I have the best boyfriend in the world. He is my best friend. I am just so lucky." However you and him get into fights all the time.

Oh look at her posting another status on Facebook. She is such a Facebook Fluffer. Isn't that like her 5th today?

Facebook Fluffer by Capa March 28, 2013

Facebook Proud

Somthing that is so cool/neat/epic/rare that when it happens, you have to pist a pic of it on facebook.

My honey cleaned up the apartment so well today! He made me Facebook Proud!

Facebook Proud by JanieE408 May 3, 2014

Facebook dupe 

Someone who always gets owned on Facebook statuses/comments by friends or friends of friends and never gets much likes on a status, in the most cases due to his own stupidity.

Sped literally shares a video every 15 minutes, he likes old posts and literally every status and comment he sees, and he places dumb or inappropriate comments on everyone's profile picture. People always make epic burns on his statuses and his weird comments on statuses, and these burns always get liked by strangers. He's such a Facebook dupe.

Facebook dupe by YORAMRW July 11, 2015

facebook scientist 

A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.

Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.

Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.

facebook scientist by kingbumii May 5, 2016

facebook stocker 

Someone who stocks up on an abnormally large amount of friends on facebook for the purpose of stalking.

Gack, the facebook stocker is stocking up on more victims again for him to stalk.

facebook stocker by KomKastKable Guy December 16, 2009

Facebook mom 

A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.

She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.

Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.

Facebook mom by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017

Facebook friend

a person you would have absolutely no contact with if it wasn't for facebook.

Facebook friend

Person 1: I saw your friends with Mary Jane on Facebook, how do you know her?

Person 2: Oh, She's just my friends' brothers' friends' cousins' old class mate.

Facebook friend by milf86 August 13, 2010