by Okiemoss October 30, 2025
Get the White Eagle Jones mug.The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.
by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025
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A very sigma male ginger, most commonly found in Ireland with a pot of gold, when they feels threatened they will let out a deafening eagle-like screech. Don't take his pot of gold, or he will come for you.
by Nagging Eagle November 24, 2025
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by Falipey1 May 14, 2010
Get the Chuffin Da Earl mug.A saying used by drunk fans who support a team that pays players. Usually uttered by rednecks who hardly know what a "National Championship" is.
Drunk Man: War Cam Eagle! *scratches butt*
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....
Bama Fan: *sigh* If only those Auburn fans could get a hold of some class....
by 13 Championships December 31, 2010
Get the War Cam Eagle mug.1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.
2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*
tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!
2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!
2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011
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