Ethan Dolan 

BOIIIII DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PERFECTION THAT IS ETHAN DOLAN
Dark, luscious hair, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, jawline has more structure than your life
Tall AF, fine AF, DADDY AF

Has an obsession with small things, loves to adventure and be in nature
Humor is 10/10, definitely the better twi-
Ethan Dolans are intimidating the one moment and cute lil beans the next (will definitely leave you shook).
Protect them at all costs because they're always there for you.

Was once a famous viner but now a famous youtuber

Loves to make the Dolan stans swerve lanes

Girl 1:"Omg who is that MANS over there?"
Girl 2:"Oh him? That's Ethan Dolan"

Ethan Dolan by Fangirl15678 November 6, 2016

ethan dolan 

The sexiest male on the planet

Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty

Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband

ethan dolan by I hate pineapples February 28, 2016

ethan dolan 

the most incredible, perfect person to have ever walked this earth. can make all your sadness go away by simply smiling or laughing.

has a sexy face and bod that will leave you SHOOK, is literally the most grateful person ever and never stops telling everyone how grateful he is for them and how much he loves them.

get yourself an ethan dolan and protect him bc he's a sweet lil bean

person 1: he's cute. i'd smash

person 2: oh yes, that is a rare ethan dolan in it's natural habitat, it's totes hot and will take photos if you ask kindly.

fandom's secret spy sitting on bench behind newspaper with fake 'stache: choke me ;)

ethan dolan by taylahdxlan April 17, 2017

ethan wilcox 

One who has a strang tendency to jerk himself or other people from out of nowhere especially in awkward situations e.g. School, airplane, vet, bus and much more.

Dude 1"Dude a Random dude Ethan wilcoxed me in class."
Dude 2 "Really the same happened to me but on the bus."
Dude 1 "Do you think it was the same guy."
Dude 2 "Probably."

ethan wilcox by All the drugs at once March 3, 2017

Ethan Ralph 

1. (adjective) Mentally Ill

2. (adjective) Degenerate

“Yeah, John had another one night stand and got the girl pregnant. He’s a total douche, a real Ethan Ralph if ya know what I mean.”

Ethan Ralph by Secretplease69 April 19, 2021

Ethan Dolan 

BRUHHH . ethan dolan is daddy at. Hunny once you see him your wig is snatched all the way to Asia. Like mhm,*mouth pop*

He is sweet and hilarious with his twin brother,Grayson dolan . Let's not forget to mention their beautiful jAwLiNe.

Ethan's jAwLiNe makes him into crimson chin. And he is known as turtle man.

E-tee-wee-tee ♥️ ETHAN GRANT DOLAN

Friend1: OUIII WHO IS DAT MAN RIGHT THERE?!

Friend 2: BACK OFF,THAT IS MY BABY ETHAN DOLAN

Ethan Dolan by Baby Dolan April 12, 2018

ethan bradberry

The guy who pretended to rape a girl for a 'social experiment'.
Can be used to refer to someone batshit fucking insane with eyes that penetrate the soul.

Ethan: Yo yo I just pretended to gangrape that chick she was devastated
Any sane person: wtf who are you and how did you come into my house
Ethan: I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY

ethan bradberry by hiv420blazeit July 7, 2016