dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

by kennyboye February 16, 2015

Double Dutch Sundae

Eating Chocolate covered money out of someone's ass.
Money can also be covered in any other sundae toppings.
See also- Rich Bitch Sundae.

I told him if he wanted this $100 and this dub, he'd have to earn it. So he bent me over and gave me a Double Dutch Sundae.

by Newshoes1 November 9, 2012

new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows

As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.

by MystycalMage October 1, 2007

The dutch 9/11

Ice-skating into someone fullspeed

‘Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’

‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11

by Randomdutchie February 14, 2021

Flying Dutch Man

The act of penetrating a sexual partner with the aid of a zip line

Poon: Brace yourself Mildred, here comes the Flying Dutch Man
Mildred: What on Gods Green Earth.......?

by Hurbesquits Seen December 21, 2017

automotive dutch oven

When somebody lets a dank fart out in a vehicle with passengers in it and locks the power window fuction from the drivers switch.

Ahhh sheit Matt just gave us the automotive dutch oven! My eyes are burning help us!

by bnr324life March 13, 2014

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023