dutch wedding ring

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

by kennyboye February 16, 2015

The Full Dutch Breakfast

A session of fellation from an expat in Amsterdam while eating a boterham.

My day is off to a great start. She gave me the full Dutch Breakfast!

by Larkinloverules January 30, 2022

dutch duffle bag

When a female’s hair is so long that it can be braided or put a pony tail, then put it in her anal cavity. Now the hair can used as a strap like on a duffle bag.

Scott is using the Dutch duffle bag method to carry around Krista again.

by Wontondingdong December 7, 2017

albany dutch oven

Upstate new York version of the classic "dutch oven". In the Albany scenario the victim while sleeping is left under the covers with actual shit. This does require the perpetrator to shot in bed but its well worth it in the end.

Tanya got so mad at me when I gave her the "Albany dutch oven". She rolled in it and then literally punched me in the face. But I'll do it again.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

new dutch oven

a noxious rectal emission released by the driver of a vehicle with window locks while locking said windows

As John and Susan were driving back from their Mexican dinner, John yelled "New Dutch Oven" as he farted horrendously and locked the windows.

by MystycalMage October 1, 2007

The dutch 9/11

Ice-skating into someone fullspeed

‘Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’

‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11

by Randomdutchie February 14, 2021

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023