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Door

A cool nigger that blocks rooms and can be opened and locked and i don't even fucking know what i am doing with my life and why i am explaining what a door is.

Also traps are gay
That door nigger was locked
by [SC] Heggs August 27, 2018
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Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.
Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.
by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018
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Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.
Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.
by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018
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Door Screech

The high pitched screech some doors make. Also possible of being made by humans.
by BPTRY June 29, 2019
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door

it is something you walk in and out of and is the worst weapon you slam it in someones face and can be brutal thin twice about a door if you don't know what it is.
bro: hey you see this DOOR it just killed my teacher

bro 2: dang that is bad it is brutal.
by laljjdfvhrhv July 27, 2019
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Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.
by Shut That Damned Door July 28, 2019
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Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
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