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Dos Equis

A dos equis is said to occur when two incredibly attractive women, either together or coincidentally, stand within three feet of each other, rendering any straight male within one hundred feet speechless.

XX, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.

Also, Dos Equis is a brand of Mexican lager.
Don't look now, Geoffrey Starkleton, but there's a dos equis right behind you!

Bernerd, you should've seen the dos equis I bedded last night, what a damn casanova I was.

Hey, Dandelion Bastardnut and Jennifilia Fluffertits, you two are a regular dos equis over there.

My dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that's a dos equis if I've ever seen one.

The last time I saw a dos equis, I exploded eight ways to Sunday, Breren Jarlz.
by DPaptG February 6, 2010
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Me Dos

Meaning, "me too," or, "me also," but in a sorta lame spanish/english phrasing. Often used by people who have no grammer or just don't care if they sound stupid.
Morgyn:I hate math with a passion.
Keegan:Me dos.
Morgyn:You make me sad.
by Saggysocks May 18, 2007
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Do Me!

"Do Me!" is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to jack him off, make him cum, and swallow his load.
In the gym, Matt always says "Do Me!" and I do, whether or not another cadet is watching!
by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020
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Do it for the hood

It means to accoplish something not many people in your neighborhood has ever done. Like being the first in your family to College.
Guy 1: So your going out to Japan, Huh? Have fun.

Guy 2: Yeah. I'm gonna do it for the hood.
by KingTez2008 October 24, 2008
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Doing a Beneke

A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.
Ted- I can't shake off this feeling that I'll be doing a beneke some time soon
by noodow4ever May 29, 2015
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To do a Soham

To break your leg or legs.
So last night, it was raining and the road was a bit wet, I happened to do a Soham.
by Mnmjk June 30, 2019
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doing homework

what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off
"I need help son!"
"i can't mother i am doing homework"
by A2K February 18, 2003
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