Seed Dating

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce

"I've been getting into seed dating lately."

by Gio Bidoni March 24, 2024

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National date a friend day

On may 14th, you have to date you’re best friend or normal friend and YOU CAN’T DENY IT. If you do, you have to send naughty pics ;)

Boy 1: OMG it’s may 14th!! I’m gonna go ask out Emily
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

by Cupid the creator May 12, 2021

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Date

Australian slang for bumhole... not the whole bum, the bumhole.

I told Scotty that he can take his boat award and shove it up his date.

by Krit-Murhy February 10, 2021

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Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

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When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

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Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.

Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"

by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018

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