practically dating

When each partner in the relation ship has a side hoe so 50% of effort goes into each relationship

Me and that girl have a side hoe so we are only practically dating

by Cazkis April 4, 2016

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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

by nyxusz March 3, 2023

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microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.

Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!

by cessc May 6, 2019

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DATE

When Shawn invites Brittany over to his house for a salad with Olive Garden dressing and a cheese board with various sausages and pepperonis in exchange excessive butt and back rubs and maybe even putting the tip in...

"Are you going on a Date or a DATE DATE"?
You know...a Date as in you both are simply getting together...
Or...
A DATE-DATE, Like that Shawn and Brittany type shit?

by That Damn Rhino! January 2, 2021

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A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable

No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die

by Oppressionator May 21, 2019

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