Dad Battler (FNF)

A Dad Battler is a person who competitively plays Dad Battle on Friday Night Funkin' or Roblox FNF.

Hey bro I'm a Dad Battler (FNF).

by Daddy Dearest (FNF) April 27, 2021

Dead Beat Dad

Is a loser, Broke AF, liar, Fucking Ugly, Shitty at helping provide for there kid. Ghost the mother after giving him multiple chances, ironically has a kid with someone else and the baby’s wore born on the SAME DAY.

I’m sorry to say but you have a “dead beat dad”.

by Fred McBride May 22, 2021

Jacks Hot Dad

A really hot fat man who owns a tech company

Someone: Who do you like?
me: Jacks hot dad

by Mitchell4206911 December 23, 2020

7 Grand-Dad

A rip-off japanese Super Mario game which uses assets from several other games and has the title 7 Grand Dad. Made populair by a youtuber in recent history after which it became a meme unknown by most {normie}s

OMG, IS THAT 7 Grand-Dad YOU GOT THERE?

by guitesnuit December 7, 2016

FT Dad/Mom

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020

Plant Dad

People who live in an actual jungle, most likely a democrat and gay. If they're British they'd vote for the Green Party. Some of them are phoney fakes tho, imagine have to get artificial plants instead of real ones 🤮

"omg look at my room, im literally a plant dad lol"

by not a plant dad December 6, 2021

Dead beat dad

A cigarette that you let burn down to the filter without smoking or ashing it.

hey man you treatin your cig like a dead beat dad treats his children

by stoniebologna November 29, 2011