Alabama fudge cruncher

Only in Alabama it is when a person rolls a freshly released turd and roasted honey peanuts and gives it to somebody to ingest

Hey Billy remember how Mrs Johnson gave me an f on my science test well I gave her a good old Alabama fudge cruncher just to show her how appreciative I am.

by Goochflaps December 29, 2023

4-3 Linear Crutch

When ur a shit console kid with 0.6 AA you have to use this broken sens and I thought classic was op

Damn, bro why are you so good.
It's because I am a 4-3 Linear Crutch and I am pussy to use any other sens

by IcyZoxy on PSN November 13, 2023

mint berry crunch

1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.

2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch

1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”

Person 2: “how so?”

Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”

2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”

Person 2: “who’s that?”

Person 1: “the one from South Park.”

by Fluffy shark :)) February 14, 2024

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

Knockin’ boots and crutches

Having sex with a physically disabled person

I was with this girl last night. We were knockin’ boots and crutches in her wheelchair.

by Jimmy Torres October 12, 2025

Cinnamon toast crunch man

The mythical man in grey who arrives just in Time at BFHS to restock their cereal. Just in time for lunch! Saving the day and making a hero out of himself before departing in his Honda

Yo RYZ, Its the cinnamon toast crunch Man.

-RYZ *Chuckles*
-Freddie: Licks lips

by Jimmy Sanders 67676767 January 7, 2026

a.m. crunchwrap

Eat out your Mexican girlfriend before noon.

Just woke up, gonna give my Latin girlfriend an a.m. crunchwrap. Then off to Taco Bell for lunch.

by tb1034 June 24, 2014