A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.
Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."
by AllieBigTits August 19, 2011
When a black guy creampies a white girl.
by Malware. January 12, 2019
When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.
by Mustaj March 06, 2019
similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.
by poldank3000 January 13, 2017
A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.
"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"
by John Furydamn September 27, 2018
Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 18, 2021
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