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catch these cookies

similar to catch these hands, catch these cookies refers to offering pussy. it is usually used when finding someone attractive, someone you would be willing to have sex with.
Rami Malek is soooOo hot. He can catch these cookies anyday.
by poldank3000 January 12, 2017
mugGet the catch these cookiesmug.

cookie comrades

a name for a group of two friends or more (typically girls) who are punk but at the same time enjoy all things cute or kawaii. also particularly enjoy cookies and other sweets avoided by skinny, preppy bitches. this junk food appreciation is used as a "fuck you" to the pressures of modern society to diet and continually lose more and more weight. a mix of both riot grrl and BBW.
"I saw Jenny and Amber eating cupcakes like a pig!"
"Oh ya, you didn't hear? They're cookie comrades."
by colleenmonster September 5, 2007
mugGet the cookie comradesmug.

Cookie Munter

A person that is not only really ugly (munter), but also really fat.
God *she* is a right fat munter, she must eat loads of cookies, *she's* a Cookie Munter!
by manutdot September 22, 2010
mugGet the Cookie Muntermug.

Cookie and creme

It's when you're both a vanilla and a kinky person
Gf: babe am I a vanilla or a kinky person?
Bf: you're a cookie and creme hun
by PixelPaula February 10, 2019
mugGet the Cookie and crememug.

colorado cookie

Dude I just made some Colorado cookies!
by shroomz December 23, 2014
mugGet the colorado cookiemug.

Cookie Rage

When a person that has been on "Smart for Life" or another one of those "cookie diets" is so hungry and upset at not being able to eat regular food that they are extremely touchy, volatile and potentially violent. Liable to snap at the slightest provocation.
Dude1: Hey, should i ask Anthony if it would be O.K. to...
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!
by WeeeGeee March 8, 2011
mugGet the Cookie Ragemug.

Cookie Monster

Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.
Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?

Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".
by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021
mugGet the Cookie Monstermug.

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