The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
by AnthonyBigShield March 03, 2020
The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.
I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?
by Starshine Ember September 08, 2020
Man 1: Did you hear of that time when I brought over my friend to have a Scottish Christmas with my girlfriend?
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
Man 2: No, that's amazing!
by AlexOfTheSeas December 20, 2020
The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
by Meathole69 October 06, 2018
christmas is a celebration.
by ItsDaDefinitionMaster May 02, 2022
It's another way of describing a Christmas event, whether it's a party, festival, or special occasion marking the holiday.
by Christmas Federation June 11, 2025
Not to be confused with festive décor, the term "Christmas Lights" can be referred to police cars, because of the red and blue lights, reminiscent of festive lights
Guy 1: You tryna get some weed later?
Guy 2: Nah bro, they busted the plug, saw Christmas Lights all over his place the other day.
Guy 2: Nah bro, they busted the plug, saw Christmas Lights all over his place the other day.
by ca331u3 November 16, 2021