stupid canadian

Justin Trudeau

see Justin Trudeau, stupid canadian that he is.

by natchoman2 February 13, 2024

canadian narwhal

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish

I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night

by Samoan whale October 24, 2017

Canadian boyfriend

Canadian boyfriend: Is a male friend who does all the things/duties that are generally required of your typical boyfriend. Things like going to arts & crafts fairs, out for brunch with her and her girlfriends or out to a romantic comedy at the theatre. Only for her to have you drop her off at the guy’s place, that gets the reward(spend the night) for all the Canadian boyfriend time you just put in.

Amanda: Did I just see Sarah get dropped off at Shawn’s place by Mike, after her and Mike spent all day together?

Amanda: I’m so confused.

Lindsay: Sarah usually spends the night at Shawn’s. Mike’s just her Canadian boyfriend.

by Primetime978 July 18, 2024

Canadian forces

The ones ignorant enough to train cadets to starve them

The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Canadian Adventure Camp

A camp located in Temagami, Ontario. The campers at this sleep away are said to have big dick, and a large sex drive.

“The campers at Canadian Adventure Camp are hot.”

by cracks028 November 26, 2021

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

canadian screwdriver

Stick your tongue in her ass and proceed to spin around

I gave that ho a Canadian screwdriver

by Sex drugs and cigarettes June 5, 2016