crushing salad

wasting time and doing nothing with your life

that motherfucker was crushing salad all day

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017

Crush

Someone you want to fuck really bad and call him 'Daddy'

Bro I have a huge crush on him

by Agirlwhoknowwhothefucsheis August 31, 2022

Crush

Someone who you can't keep your mind. Someone (typically) that you know and see often (could also be a celebrity though). You find yourself wondering if they are thinking about you as well and whenever you get a massive you hope it's them, you just want any excuse to talk to them

Me: I hate having a crush on him, he just wants to be friends!!!

by Yolo_motherfuckers June 11, 2022

Gentleman's Crush

When an older man is infatuated with a younger, more attractive woman who (for a variety of age-related reasons) will Never consummate the relationship, but, when together, treats her as if she were a girlfriend.

"Look, there's Dieter and Jane!"

"They look pretty cozy in that corner..."
"Oh, they Are, alright. But, he's just got a Gentleman's Crush on her, so it can't be that deep..."

by MeO'MyOh! August 13, 2022

Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."

Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about

by lonkischinese October 3, 2022

Crush thot

When you have a crush on more than one person at one time.

"Have you seen my man that's not my man"
Response

"Which one?"
2nd response

"Your really a crush thot"

by anonymous April 5, 2024

crush cash

Money kept for the sole aim of impressing or buying stuff for a crush.

'' Get me some tenners,man ''
" Nah,the bills on me are crush cashed."

by colt ace July 4, 2018