Chip

A "lip" of "Chewing Tobacco"

Schlops: "Hey Cakes, you got a chipper i can sauce?"
Cakes: "Yea man, long keezy"
Schlops: "Yo lemme post and thwace this chip"

by PostinWithAFatChip November 29, 2009

Chip

Chip is a person who tries too hard to impress someone, yet miserably fails.

Stop talking like that! You're such a Chip.

Here she comes with that voice again. What a Chip.

by Curtis Jones' brother November 27, 2023

Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Wood chipping

When you nibble on a penis for foreplay or bite on it whilst performing a blowjob. May also involve pieces of the foreskin if there is one.

Tyler: Dude! Your mom totally woodchipped me last night!
Dake: Man, what the hell? Wood chipping blows!

by Philoingdeeznuts September 17, 2021

ethnic chips

Chips widely enjoyed by people of color. Includes flamin’ hot Cheetos, honey barbecue chips and pretty much all of them with flavor. Don’t bring those seasoningless chips over here.

Becky: I have original Lays! Is that okay?

No, Becky. Ethnic chips only.

by littytittytweetythimba February 26, 2018

Chipped Dick

Western Pennsylvania slang for "Beat Up" dick that looks like Chipped Ham.

Yo, did you see that Smore (Slutty man whore) Tommy's Chipped Dick, it's beat to hell and back!

by Clamsout22 October 6, 2018

groovy chips

Its another way of saying cool or awesome.

Lorchan: Did you see crawford teabag Shakira? I wish I thought of it...
Fergal: Ya it was Groovy chips.

Hetty: Did you see Colin fell off his chair while eating a yoghurt.
Dan: Ya that was not groovy chips

by Simon galaxy April 6, 2014