Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021

The Ab Card

To use the race “black” to your advantage to win every argument.

Stop using the Ab card

by Aoltyabx April 4, 2021

lathi card

Forcing other(s) to be consistent with what the other's said, either/both to attack the opponent(s) and/or evading allegation(s)

Also known as: tu quoque fallacy

Originated from traditional Javanese proverb: ajining dhiri ana ing lathi /ɑ•dʒee•neeng deer•ee o•no ing la•ti/ (your words determine your self esteem)

If you playing the Lathi card, you're losing the argument and no one can save you, not even yourself

Remember: two wrongs ain't make no right/two wrongs don't make a right

by Sir. B April 8, 2021

milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf

I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!

by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021

M card

A permit or pass combined with an image which allows the person you give it too to masturbate. In order for the M card to be valid, one must send an image with a caption or any other indication that the image you sent is indeed, “ok to nut to”

I sent my gf an M card with a picture of Ben Swole on May 4th. Nonetheless the nut is strong with this one

by OT14 May 4, 2021

Pokémon Cards

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.

Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!

by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021

cards

something you play when your board and you dont have internet

Person A: Im bored
Person B: There is no interent
Person A: Lets play cards

by Wii Guy May 11, 2021