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alissa

badass girl who loves being a baddie
yeah alissa is such a baddie , she loves watching murder documentaries
by wheels on the bus March 24, 2023
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ALISSA

ALISSA IS CLUMSY AND GETS SICK ALL THE TIME AND HER GIRLFRIEND OPENED THE DOOR ON HER HEAD AND SHE IS DEFINITELY A WOMEN OF GOD. ALISSA LOVES DOGS AND SHE WANTS A CAPYBARA. SHE IS VERY GAY AND SHE LOVES A GIRL NAMED REYNA SUAREZ.
ALISSA: COME OUT THE BATHROOM
REYNA: *SILENT*
REYNA:OPENS THE DOOR*BAM!*
*ALISSA GETS HIT ON THER HEAD*
by KALOMAYOKULUP March 31, 2023
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Alissa

Alissa is not like anyone you will meet. She is kind, lovable, caring, and so so so sweet. She doesn't know how perfect she truly is. She is honest. She has a big personality and is waiting with open arms. Don't ever let her go. She is the peanut butter to the jelly, the chocolate to the strawberry, the icing on the cake, and the sprinkles too. She is dedicated and is strong. Never take her for granted.
Oh look it's Alissa
Hey Alissa!
Do you know that girl Alissa?
by galaxy105 April 2, 2023
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Alessio Deledda

Alessio Deledda Crashes in turn 4
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Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!
by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023
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Alyssa

Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS
Alyssa is a name guys.
by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023
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Alessio

This man has tossed the most salads and ate the most boxes in history(more than Johnny Sins). Some of his clients are Overtime Megan, Abella Danger, Lana Rhoades, and obviously, himself.
Joann: did you see that alessio?
Angie: i heard he was a beast!
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