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Academirrhea

Also known as Acadiarrhea, it any written academic paper that is nothing but a pile of bullshit, usually done for an assignment or promotion.
Joy: So, did you get your paper done for Professor Funkenstein's class?
Mary: Yeah, but I couldn't think of anything to write, so I just bullshitted my way through it. It's totally academirrhea.
by Big Daddy Loveshack March 3, 2016
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academic wave

A large amount of academic assignments assigned to a student at the same general time (about three weeks at most) (i.e. essays, tests, lab reports, quizzes, projects)
Person #1: I have two lab reports, 3 tests, 3 projects, 1 essay, and 2 quizzes this week!

Person #2: Boy, that's some academic wave!
by KyloRen7517 December 4, 2017
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Academic Support

1. A stupid middle-school class full of slightly below-average kids who really need time to do their homework not some long-ass explanation.
2. The nice word for "Sped School"
Person 1: Yo, bro, wha'chu got next period?
Person 2: Academic Support.
by KickTheChair77 January 17, 2018
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Academic Decathlon

A space of time to do whatever one desires. Sumthing ev3ryone want but cannot obtain due to AcDec

Abbreviation: AcDec
by Hugh Trevor-Roper June 3, 2018
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Academic Mullet

When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.

A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
by MackieD. October 24, 2019
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academic terrorist

One who runs academic courses and takes pleasure in the failings of their student cohort. An academic terrorist assigns material they know the students cannot pass without significant stress. Attempts to reason with an academic terrorist results in them refusing to change material and even doubling down on their stance.
The professor is writing the exam with material we haven't learned yet. They're such an academic terrorist.
by bogza October 30, 2019
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Academic rainmaker

A member of a University or other academic institution who brings in significant amount of external funding.
Most of the research funding goes to academic rainmakers like Prof. Smith.
by proffunguy January 21, 2020
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