Ghost Wank

Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.
Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P

Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
by Merulone August 20, 2021
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british wank

To wank ur willy

Masturbate

Beat ur meat

Choke the chicken
"I just totally did the British wank bro"

"Do u ever get any pussy"
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stank wank

Masturbating or receiving a hand job, after just having anal sex.
Last night, Jane gave me a stank wank.
by Joscpe March 08, 2016
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Cry Wanking

when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.

Sam&will bby
Yo bro you look sad fool, your defiantly a cry wanking tonight pussy
by Will lloyd April 14, 2021
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vigorous wank

a wank so vigorous that it causes the user to rip his own penis off.
Mikey Hodgkinson ripped his dick of through a vigorous wank.
by Crippled wank May 21, 2019
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miserable wank

when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
after watching that beastiality porn over the weekend, brian had a miserable wank, poor bloke!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
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Protest wank

A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
by Captain snort February 15, 2018
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