Verb: When one pretends to jerk-off with their less dominant hand in an effort to 'work out' both sides of the body and gain strength in the less dominant side.
Just ghost wanked for 20 mins after session last night. :P
Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
Ghost wanking is now part of my work out routine.
by Merulone August 20, 2021
by Whyiseveryfuckinghandletaken May 15, 2017
by Joscpe March 08, 2016
when someone is overwhelmed with sadness but still on the horny train, you know what am saying. A cry wank is a mixture of crying because your a fat slob and wanking because your a fat slob who can't get a bird.
Sam&will bby
Sam&will bby
by Will lloyd April 14, 2021
by Crippled wank May 21, 2019
when you have wanked so much you cant maintain your erection yet, you carry on desperatly trying to cum. In a fit of exhaustion and possible blistering, you give in shouting... What a miserable wank that was!
by neil blisterhand! March 17, 2010
A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.
The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.
by Captain snort February 15, 2018