nose hair

A haven for the crabs VD lice.

"...After what? Which Mexy Queer would buy you pussy Corona beer. After you suck a crabby dick, and give that scabby asshole a clean lick?? I heard that you've got herpes in the dariare an crabs in the nose hair!"
-Simon Legree

by anonymous April 27, 2004

mary hair

Very bland, boring hair, that a very religious person cut off from society would have, or an extremely innocent or sheltered person.

Characterized by it being long, frizzy-curly, and slightly mullet-y.

"That girl never wears any makeup, and she has MARY HAIR TOO!"

by Springloaded July 12, 2005

nappy hair

the little annoying hairs that grow in a dodgy direction from your hairline.

Woah, look at that nappy hair.

by Amysdfa October 2, 2007

emo hair

A really old hairstyle these white kids have called "emo hair"...if only they knew that the hairstyle is really what black women from the 90's wore. Then they'd go back to their dull blonde hairstyles and not call it "emo hair" anymore. YOU LOOK LIKE A RETARD!!

"Haha! My mom's friend had that hairstyle like ten years ago, loser!"

by blah bitch! September 3, 2005

Doll Hair

Hair Plugs gong terribly wrong. When your to cheep to pay for enough plugs to cover your "spot" and they don't even make a dent.

Have you seen Greg. He just recovered from his procedure and I don't have the heart to to tell him he has Doll Hair.

by Jimmyland October 15, 2008

hair band

A group of waifish white male performers donning tight leather pants and an implied endorsement of AquaNet hairspray.

Posion was the grand holy mother of all 80's hair bands.

by laurapav3 July 14, 2004

hair turd

1) When your cat coughs up such a giant hair ball that it looks like your dog took a dump. Made even more disgusting when they do it in their food bowl with a couple blades of grass sticking out of it.

Hey Honey, one of the cats coughed up such a huge hair turd that I thought our Labrador took a crap.

by BooBoo2268 May 14, 2014