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An act of emotional violence, usually committed by a book, which leaves the individual experiencing it both elated and devastated simultaneously.
In my book, there's a lot of intrigue and thrill and SHE'S TRYING TO KILL HER AND HE KNOWS IT BUT HE DOESN'T WANT TO TELL HER AND HE CAN'T LET HER GO BUT HE LEAVES HER IN DANGER IF SHE'S ON THE CASE AND IT'S ALL SO HEART CRUSHING.
by abooklovernevergoestobedalone January 31, 2016
When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017
A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 02, 2019
A heart attacking is the death of, or damage to, part of the heart muscle because the supply of blood to the heart muscle is severely reduced or stopped.
by ;;;;;;* May 26, 2011
Aka Valentines day.
1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.
2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.
3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
1. The one day of the year where you must do something special for your significant other.
2. A special day where festivities involving hugs, kisses, chocolate, and flowers are involved.
3. The time when a little baby in diapers shoots you in the ass with a heart tipped arrow. You are then expected to be overflowing with love, not pain.
by InjuredBuscuit February 15, 2011
A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.
That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.
by NyanCake007 August 16, 2018