canadian heritage moments

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.

"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."

by c0ld5teel November 1, 2016

Canadian Return

When a task is not only difficult but time consuming.

My boss wants me to do a Canadian Return by make a line by line spread sheet of a shipping container full of stuff going back to Canada. But wants every single item listed and it’s country or origin.

by Willy de Kent July 7, 2025

canadian cupholder

The act of licking between someones buttcheeks.

The act of someones tounge inbetween your buttcheeks.

Taz gave Ben a canadian cupholder.

by sallybayy January 20, 2009

Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018

Canadian Chanel

A long sleeved shirt made from a soft woven fabric known as flannel, showcasing various plaid or checker patterns.

Also known as Flanell.

Brought to you by that Ukrainian guy Semion.

The dad at his sons hockey game was rocking that Canadian Chanel eh?

by That.dont.Impreza.me.much November 10, 2022

Canadian Dry Ass Job

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.

Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile

by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023

canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!

"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

by Diabestic January 23, 2015