noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma July 4, 2012

noob

someone who is being stupid or annoying. another word for lame.

"Dude, come party with us!"
"no, I'm staying in tonight. I feel like going to bed early anyways."
"Dude, quit being noob and come out with us!"

by blacktiesurfboard April 26, 2010

noob

A noob is someone named Keanu

Man you acting like a noob right now, I should call you Keanu!

by UsrNox December 6, 2021

Noob

A word that flamingo ends up using a lot, and it also means new in many video games. I don’t know any other definitions lol

Get noob

by 28 cats September 7, 2020

Noob

A term commonly used by younger people, alongside "Hacker", to express their infuriation with an individual besting them, or showing greater skill than them in an online activity, sometimes repeatedly, and often accompanied with poor spelling and/or grammar.

"lord noob"

by Lordaine October 31, 2018

Imaginary noob

A very cool and slight bigger than average pp sized person. Also has a YouTube called Imaginary Noob which is pretty cool and you should probably check it out

Wahmen - did you see Imaginary noobs newest video?

Other Wahmen - Yes it was pretty good and he has a huge PP

by CoolPerson69420 July 20, 2020

noob

someone who sucks at life

dev is such a noob, he failed his test

by noob buster 101 December 11, 2018