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is gay
by Hash00 February 15, 2021
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It's a metaphor but not sure what it means...
Before they shot him they said, "your gonna give me your heart or give me your life".
by One&OnlySouthModesto February 16, 2021
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National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.
The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.
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your mum

she be a fine lookin person like dayum
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Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
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Beat Your Face

Expression used by Drill Sergeants to order a subordinate to do push-ups.
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national sesh with your mom day

go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!
by smartypantskid February 19, 2021
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