When your son has an interesting day and you're particularly VERY skeptical for no reason and your wife is super strong
-I had a pretty interesting day
-Are you sure?
-Guess who's finally getting his powers?
-Are you sure?
-Threw a trash bag into space at work
-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure
-Are you sure?
-For sure!
-That's great son, just great. Are you sure?
-Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into spa-
-Are you sure?
-Pretty su-
-Are you sure?
-SEA SALT! I NEED Y-
-Are you sure?
Your wife repeatedly hits your foot with hers under the dinner table and that creates an explosion large enough to level the entirety of Chicago to rubbles. But are you sure this happened? Are you sure?
-Are you sure?
-Guess who's finally getting his powers?
-Are you sure?
-Threw a trash bag into space at work
-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure
-Are you sure?
-For sure!
-That's great son, just great. Are you sure?
-Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into spa-
-Are you sure?
-Pretty su-
-Are you sure?
-SEA SALT! I NEED Y-
-Are you sure?
Your wife repeatedly hits your foot with hers under the dinner table and that creates an explosion large enough to level the entirety of Chicago to rubbles. But are you sure this happened? Are you sure?
by perOxiNOsleep May 31, 2025
Get the are you suremug. girl 1: " hey i cant talk about your break up right now, i have a date sorry!'
girl 2: "Tits to You bitch!"
girl 2: "Tits to You bitch!"
by fantacular March 22, 2012
Get the Tits to Youmug. When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion
beat your shrine while you whine:
me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit
me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit
by Baznigger April 26, 2019
Get the beat your shrine while you whinemug. Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.
Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?
The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
by 69hysteria October 12, 2020
Get the Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.mug. <.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO TOuch Indiivdual WIth Vermillion Is Wild Weird, Yo, Dad, Leave Me ALon, YOu Fruitcake<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse
Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD
person 1, you don't half talk shite you do
Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD
person 1, you don't half talk shite you do
Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC
by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019
Get the Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the atticmug. 