You

A hot person i simp for.

You are so fucking hot wtf 😨

by Someone who finally did this February 10, 2022

I love you

A lie

"I love you," said by no one ever

by Active Redditor April 28, 2021

Im leaking you to KAT

When your boy hates your guts and decides to leak you to your crush at the time. This happens when you dont do something your boy wants so he threatens to send horrendous pictures of you to your crush.

"Yo lets go smoke and your paying for it"
"Nah I wanna quit plus why should I pay you owe me money"
"Fuck you im calling ____, im leaking you to KAT"

by AOA Association August 20, 2025

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen

That.

#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"

by anonymous July 28, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>When You Scratch And SNiff YOu Lose Reflexes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When You Scratch And SNiff YOu Lose Reflexes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When You Scratch And SNiff YOu Lose Reflexes<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022

You

The ultimate comeback, not as powerful as an effect as poopy head but is the second most powerful comeback of them all. Only the most advanced of all people may use this, in an argument you can use this comeback, but doing so you put yourself at risk of getting poopy headed.

MOM: GO DO THE DISHES BILLY

BILLY: NO YOU
MOM: ...*crying*...

by lilbobbyt January 17, 2018