Shit ass bird

Go-to easy, trashy lay; town bicycle

I can go get any shit ass bird

by Assshitbird July 8, 2017

shit

Shit is used as an cuss word but also it can mean poop.

EWW you’re shit smells like meldo bro wtf

by 💉🐁🩸ratblood February 28, 2022

squash shit

end disputes

end the drama
leave it all behind

when squashing shit, you leave all drama behind , every inch of anger has to be left behind

"dude just fight him, squash shit "
"yeah me and jessica squashed shit , no more drama"

by rumplestilskin1234567890 February 12, 2014

Walk up a shit

The act of taking a walk in order to speed up a shit that's been building, as opposed to sitting and waiting longer for it to happen.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Bob? He wasn't at his desk.

Person 2: He said he had to go walk up a shit.

by Anthony Melvin August 31, 2022

Dog Shit

A common unpleasant surprise one can find on their shoe after going on a walk in the park. Also it sticks nicely to your shoe and will enter every crevice of the bottom of your shoe as to make it nearly impossible to completely get rid of, so a tiny bit will be on your shoe permanently.

Sometimes after you return from a walk in the park, you're treated to dog shit on the bottom of your shoe that you have to scrape off bit by bit because nothing else will work.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 18, 2020

Shit Tired

A really messy shit the next day after sleeping later than normal. Usually best graphically represented by a snapchat.

Ben: "I know it's past my bedtime, but it's Friday so I thought I'd treat myself to 1 o'clock."
Me: ""Careful! You're gonna shit tired tomorrow man."

by YellowAngel May 17, 2013

Like flies on shit

When something or someone is very attractive, they attract a lot of people. Like flies are attracted to shit.

Person 1: “Did you see how fine our new coworker is?”
Person 2: “Yeah. People all over her already like flies on shit.”

by ShananayLopez January 3, 2022