If one has ever drank beer, a very unpleasant aftermath will likely be realised: the "beer shits." This is when we urgently need to relieve ourselves of watery, smelly feces after a night of beer drinking.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
This phenomenon affects both heavy and light drinkers and usually hits us 1-2 hours after waking up from a night of drinking. It's widely believed that all beer can cause beer shits, but the severity of the experience depends on how much and what kind of beer we drank. To measure this, some people use the equation "bs=b-q," where "bs" is the severity of the beer shit, "b" is the amount of beer we consumed (up to 6 hours maximum), and "q" is the quality of the beer, measured in local currency units The higher the "bs," the worse the beer shit.
However, this equation is not to be taken too seriously because most people agree that beer shits are always worse if Budweiser is involved. The pain of waiting to unload a beer shit is considered one of the most excruciating experiences, even more so than some of the most brutal medieval torture methods (although this may only apply to the most severe cases). It's the kind of situation where even the most macho male students will run out of the classroom and into the bathroom, ignoring the fact that their actions will cause later humiliation.
Despite the many negative effects of beer on our bodies, the worst side effect is undoubtedly the beer shits.
Person A: Beer is abhorrent shit to drink in my opinion.
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
Person B: why the fuck would you drink your beer shit?
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Very simple definition. Half of the people in the world define "shit" in this way.
Shit is not a swear word.
It fully and completely perfectly interprets our lives and all kinds of negativity.
Or also, more correctly and precisely to define shit is...
YOU :)
Very simple definition. Half of the people in the world define "shit" in this way.
Shit is not a swear word.
It fully and completely perfectly interprets our lives and all kinds of negativity.
Or also, more correctly and precisely to define shit is...
YOU :)
“You shitty little mother fucker.”
“Such a bitchie shit.”
“I didn't bring paper, so I wiped shit all over my hands.”
“Such a bitchie shit.”
“I didn't bring paper, so I wiped shit all over my hands.”
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Oh no. Imagine searching this word in the urban dictionary,
mhmm...seems that you don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend at all.
Haha FUNNY.
If you don’t study and your face is not good-looking, you won’t be able to find a partner. If you can’t find a partner, you won’t be able to have sex. If you can’t have sex, what’s the point of living?
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Otherwise, you will become the same as this word. Which you can't find a partner. Can't even taste cum. After you die, you will regret why you didn’t whip your girlfriend/boyfriend’s ass with a small leather whip.
Oh no. Imagine searching this word in the urban dictionary,
mhmm...seems that you don’t have a girlfriend/boyfriend at all.
Haha FUNNY.
If you don’t study and your face is not good-looking, you won’t be able to find a partner. If you can’t find a partner, you won’t be able to have sex. If you can’t have sex, what’s the point of living?
SO GO STUDY RIGHT NOW. :)
STOP SEARCHING WEIRD WORDS *skull face*
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