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Sam-I-Am

A person who tries to force something on you, even though you have made it clear that you do not want it.
Coming from the Dr. Seuss book " Green eggs and ham"

In the book Guy-I-Am tries the dish and likes it in the end. This is about a person who doesn't stop trying to make you do something, not about the message of the book, that even weird looking things can be good.
Bro 1: Dude you gotta try ice man.
Bro 2: What are you? Sam-I-Am? Are you going to offer me green eggs and ham next?
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Michael I

The biggest bro ever and God I
Do you know who Big bro I is?

No I don't
Michael I is the biggest bro in the universe and God I
by ihatethecolorblacks July 5, 2023
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I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear
*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:
by Agent_Z January 12, 2025
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i made the onion

lmao i make onions and the guy who gave her son an onion
lmao but seriously i made the onion and i make many onions so hmu for some onions
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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i hate anime

Everything that can be sumarised to anything similar to "i hate anime";

Meaning 1: i am very depressed, please end my suffering

Meaning 2: i am dead inside
Useage 1:

John: i hate anime!
Jack: then go kill yourself

Alt usage 1:
John: i hate anime!
Jack: ohno please call suicide hotline before you do something stupid

Usage 2:
John: i hate anime!
Max: me to mate, me to

Alt usage 2:
John: i hate anime!
Someone else: you can just say you're dead inside the normalway man
by Fiercefires March 13, 2019
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if I ever find you

If ever I should find you:

*I promise to give my time, my word, my hand, my heart, my love, my life.

*I promise to kneel with you, stand by you, walk beside you, lay next to only you.

*I promise "good morning beautiful" and "good night love".

*I promise to listen to your dreams, to support you as you chase your dreams, to celebrate you as you realize your dreams.

*I promise hugs in abundance, kisses in public, snuggles as needed, love as if it is endless.

*I promise breakfast in bed, breakfast in Rome, breakfast by a campfire, breakfast without the clean-up.

*I promise Christmas in July, Valentine's Day everyday, you will be my favorite holiday.

*I promise morning talks to evening walks.

*I promise sunrises holding hands to moonlights holding you close.

*I promise waking to dreams to falling asleep having lived a daydream.

*I promise to do the work, to do my 100 percent, to do what I promised I would do.

*I promise to grow with you, to grow old with you, to grow more in love with you.

*I promise joy in the mundane moments, love in the difficult moments, life in the simple moments.

*I promise joy without end, love without conditions, life without limits.

*I promise you will know you are loved.
If I ever find you…

Life changes. I will never lose hope.

These, my promises.
by Aurelius Vicque August 28, 2023
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