Runner Runner Up The Ass

To fail at a task or game at the last moment on a consistent basis. Usually but not always through no fault of their own.

Every hand of poker I play I get Runner Runner Up The Ass. I'm never going to win.

by Knight3Vii February 9, 2009

sea wea ass ly

really serious about something
cool way of sayin seriously

sherese: girl i gots to study for this test

raquel:really yup sea wea ass ly

by dsaneee May 5, 2009

Tid bit of half ass

A fraction of a half assed effort

We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.

by Maraki September 1, 2008

knock five from your ass

To slap the shit out of someone.

Man, if you don't shut up...

I'mma knock five from your ass!

by adorbis December 21, 2015

Ima leave your ass in 2017

Meaning they ain't going to talk to you next year that follows they don't fuck with you lol

I ain't talking to you anymore Ima leave your ass in 2017

by Yaoneandonly December 26, 2017

National slap a ginger on her ass

April 10th is the national slap a ginger on her ass day

hey its the national slap a ginger on her ass day

by pussy_destroyerr69420 April 9, 2021

You just scorched my ass

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.

Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""

by Christian Guy January 21, 2008