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You need to smoke weed

when someone he/she is so chill you have to tell him/her

"You need to smoke weed"
"Bro why you are not talking"
"You need to smoke weed"
by abdul1wx June 1, 2016
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are you sure

When your son has an interesting day and you're particularly VERY skeptical for no reason and your wife is super strong
-I had a pretty interesting day
-Are you sure?
-Guess who's finally getting his powers?
-Are you sure?
-Threw a trash bag into space at work
-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure
-Are you sure?
-For sure!
-That's great son, just great. Are you sure?
-Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into spa-
-Are you sure?
-Pretty su-
-Are you sure?
-SEA SALT! I NEED Y-
-Are you sure?

Your wife repeatedly hits your foot with hers under the dinner table and that creates an explosion large enough to level the entirety of Chicago to rubbles. But are you sure this happened? Are you sure?
by perOxiNOsleep May 31, 2025
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i love you more

in a state were the younger one loves the older one more in a relationship
by chloe.etc.urmom January 23, 2024
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Was really nice talking to you last night :)

When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"
Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"
by anonymous_123_b November 6, 2019
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A day on August 24th where you post on your social media who you want
James: Today's national post who you want day, i'm gonna post Elise.
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later
by UndercoverMademan August 9, 2019
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you

YOU, just you love,

words aren’t enough to describe your beauty. nature isn’t enough to compare to what I see within you. and love, ISNT nearly enough to what I feel.

your eyes are like clouds for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land, they paint the sky with unimaginable beauty.

I’m uncertain if heaven or hell exist because after gazing upon your beauty Im lead to believe Im already in paradise,

lastly, I LOVE YOUUUUU 💞
(I do really hope someone reads this one day and believe what I’m telling you because I’m not lying you are IMPORTANT and you are BEAUTIFUL.)
by Iheartyoongi March 28, 2023
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