Crimp My Curl

1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.

2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.

3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun

1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?

2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.

3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl

by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018

lose my nut

To have a great day and enjoy yourself.

Hi, how are you?
Oh you know, imma lose my nut

by BiggerDickDaddy July 2, 2018

Until Death Call My Name

Live Life To The Fullest

(Richard) "Aye bro when you're gonna stop having sex with all these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name"

by Jhon hanfle July 5, 2018

cook my brew

As a joke when someone is cooking for you.

what you say on halloween if you dress up as a witch.

or if the food you eat looks like crap, or is yuck.

"cook my brew >:) muhahahahaaa"

"hello kids im a witch I need to cook my brew with you!."

by soniiiety July 7, 2018

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

Gettin my Hoj on

Repeatedly owning yourself on the internet for a minimum of 96 straight hours

Just gettin my Hoj on showing these libs the truth about Pizzagate

by Carlos Mencia Tha Gawd July 9, 2018

Bloodstains on my cinderella shoes

Guilty as charged

-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!

by Vvb July 11, 2018