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Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.
Random: “I was feelin’ all up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”
by kurpluthy June 10, 2025
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I eat our own dog food

Implies sweating profusely until swamp ass has turned into a frothed eggwhite like substance on your chode, which is then scooped and devoured with a cup of cold milk.
I eat our own dog food and store my crypto on Binance.com. I also need to convert crypto from time-to-time to pay for my personal expenses or for the Card.
by Rokett March 27, 2023
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I majjin

A humorously-altered/shortened way of saying, "I would imagine so"; it's mostly used to jovially/light-heartedly tell someone else that his guess/assertion about a particular topic --- usually something comparatively minor/trivial --- sounds probable/logical/reasonable to you.
Cool dude #1, examining a discarded trash-bag with medium-length slits in the middle of the bottom and along both its lower sides: I would say that this bag was probably used as an emergency rain-poncho; wouldn't you majjin??
Cool dude #2: Yeah, I majjin --- the bag looks in good shape otherwise, and those slits appear neat and uniformly-positioned, so I don't suppose they got torn accidentally.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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I love you with tuberculosis

TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries but it is also short for Tuberculosis. “I love you with tuberculosis” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.

This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.

It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.
A: “goodbye! I love you with tuberculosis!
B: “you too man”
*hugs*
by TreeFrog278 June 18, 2023
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i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now
by coolwill February 3, 2025
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I J-hope

when you really want something, but like x1000
I J-hope BTS win their first Grammy in 2021.
by greenmochisugakookie November 25, 2020
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I am paining

Used and invented by Vincentus, the phrase "I am paining" is very similar to "bruh" and often used when someone says something stupid, or something (unexpected) negative happens.
"Metal is satanism!" - "I am paining"
by Vincentusus February 8, 2021
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