i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up

i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up is the best come back in the history of time. if anyone says this they will absolotly kill there opponent or they will fall to the ground and cry

person 1: shutup ur gay 😂
person 2: i dont shutup i grow up and when i look at u i throw up 😘
person 1: *dies*

by bigbussywarts March 8, 2022

whipped up a batch of red cream soda

The act of one or more men having sex with a lady, during that time of the month, while ejaculating multiple times, thus making "red cream soda"

did you hear about Gene, Eric and 6, they "whipped up a batch of red cream soda" with that girl.

by felix badcock January 1, 2011

now listen up you fat fuck

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.

When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."

by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016

pick up the Cosby kids from the pool

to scoop your shit out of the toilet, by hand or with a fishnet.

Jim had forgotten his doctor wanted a stool sample, so right after he finished dropping off the Cosby kids at the pool he immediately had to pick up the Cosby kids from the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011

dang dizzle up in ho chizzle juggalizzle

I want to get inside your chicken juggalo.

by Matt Larson July 8, 2003

thats one fucked up nigga

A 'fucked up nigga' is someone who got rushed by multiple roadmen and comes out looking like a guy who got run over by a bus. For emphasis you can extend the 'fucked' into fuuuuuuuuuuckedd.

Woah mate thats one fucked up nigga.Fucking hell.

by SumNiggabro November 14, 2017

Beep when you back up

When a person accidentally puts their foot in their mouth or otherwise insults someone, or makes everyone aware of an elephant in the room. Then he or she tries overly hard to make the situation better, or cover up their tracks. Like heavy machinery moving backwards, it's definitely noticable.....

"Wow, you really pissed off Cassidy, do you always Beep when you back up?"

by Dumbella July 1, 2009