The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009

Dirty Santa Maria

A dirty Santa Maria is when you give freaky sex to Santa and he cums once a year and only Fucks people named Maria and also loves people named Maria to dip cookies in his cum after santa cums

Last Christmas I got a dirty Santa Maria and i loved it so much and it was smooth and creamy

by Kelvin. D September 30, 2021

Dirty Face Brush

When a woman with copious amounts of pubic hair sits on a man's face and rubs her vagina over his mouth. The dirty part comes in when the woman defecates on the man's face and rubs it over him with her pubies.

What's all over Matt's face?!?!?

Nothing, his girlfriend gave him the Dirty Face Brush.

by J_FLIZZLE December 15, 2008

Dirty Jay Sekulow

The act of a lawyer tossing his client's salad while the client pisses all over the Constitution.

Ken Starr "Jesus Christ Pam you smell like a barnyard this morning."
Pam Bondi: "It's not me Ken. Tell Jay to go brush his whore mouth."

Pat Cipollone: "Fucking Dirty Jay Sekulow"

by SarahSandersHuckabuckaBee February 3, 2020

Dirty Fu Man Chu

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez - Reaming a chick from behind (doggy-style) and then rimming her asshole with two fingers with which you run it (fecal matter and all) under her nose as to make a moustache with one finger, while the other shit-covered finger runs under her lower lip. Then, you rim the girl's ass again, and this time, you run both fingers down the side of her mouth down to her chin, making the girl look like a Kung Fu star.

I couldn't stop laughing after I gave your sister a dirty Fu Man Chu - she looked like she liked it.

by Spencer June 20, 2003

dirty ass white boy

A true biker, a tattoo'd dirt bag. Who is a member of a non 1% bike club called SKRUPELLOS.

Did u see that skrupellos dude fly by on his chopper with my loe lady on the back?? He is a dirty ass white boy!

by chopper freak February 24, 2010

Dirty South Fish Hook

two in the giney one in the hiney

by ruthie March 5, 2003