Shit Shuriken

The act of weaving a penis into a pretzel shape then stretching said penis to the rectum via the gooch to coat it in faeces. Then as the penis unravels itself, the faeces is used as a projectile towards the others in the room. Often used in orgy situations.
Orgy Member 1: Oh my god, Dylan's gonna do the "shit shuriken".
Orgy Member 2: Brace yourselves!
by Pikaster December 21, 2018
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Shit frisbees

Used to express when someone will react poorly, lose their temper, or panic in a given situation.
"Everyone shits frisbees when he walks into the room"
"If I don't get this draft finished by lunchtime my boss is going to shit frisbees"
by BMC_ September 27, 2023
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Run yo shit

Dude:1 "Run yo shit."
Dude:2 "Nuh uh."
by Ojizzle March 30, 2024
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Manchestering shit

When with a group of people drinking or chilling while driving or sitting around and one or more individuals are fucking around with a bunch of random shit not knowing why with no apparent reason because they are intoxicated
by Crzy1beautiful May 01, 2021
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funnel of shit

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.
by Johnny bag of dicks October 24, 2015
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Shit Fiend

Beings in Chilicothe Ohio under the age of 8 who smear themselves in clown shit and cause stae wide destruction and mayhem on the scale of Thermonuclear bombs. The only weakness to the shit fiend is his visions of clown in the wall, Kevin spacey, politicans in the ocean. If you ever see one contact the national guard, immediatly.
Person- *get mauled to death"

Shit fiend- *makes horrifying noises giving people in a ten mile radius shcizophrenia*
by Berd#6431 April 08, 2021
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Shit Rattled

To be drunk beyond one's conscious mind.
by hammertime15 May 02, 2010
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