by Steve dumb April 29, 2021
Get the NATIONAL BE A DICK DAY MAY 13TH mug.A useful proverb for ending any kind of relationship, usually the workplace but can be any social situations. Almost always involves two people but could apply to a group.
While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
While it may imply that you want to fuck the other person and have them suck your penis, its real meaning is that you want them to go away.
"You are a really nice person and such a good employee."
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
We'd like to invite you to our Christian fellowship meeting.
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
I'm the President of the United States. You're just a lightweight!
- Fuck you and suck my dick!
by de-pube September 28, 2022
Get the Fuck you and suck my dick! mug.Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.
Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
by Gemstaa December 15, 2017
Get the Go free range some dicks mug.Friend 1: omg he's so cute
Friend 2: nooo not him
Friend 1: what about him??
Friend 2: now that's a dick I'll let you hop on!
Friend 2: nooo not him
Friend 1: what about him??
Friend 2: now that's a dick I'll let you hop on!
by thatgirl123456 November 23, 2016
Get the a dick I'll let you hop on mug.Someone who is willing to talk shit but can’t back themselves up, commonly brown noses the important men in their life, needs validation in order to make themselves feel truly worthy and is a total waste of space that is scared of the consequences of their own fucking actions.
This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.
If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.
This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.
If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.
by PIXELMATOR March 12, 2023
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Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
by my cocks on fire March 3, 2023
Get the dont put your dick in the crazy mug.When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020
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