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Jack Smith

It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.

You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.
Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?
by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021
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addie smith

my fav person in the world (aka my wife) that i love so much and is the best person ever
person: yo do you know addie smith?
me: hell yeah that's my wife!
by puthy__bussin's wife March 11, 2022
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Will Smith Whites

a usually white person who goes to racial equality marches and BLM protests and talks the talk but is the same person who clutches there purse or checks for there wallet when in a elevator with people of color.
Those Will Smith whites just went to the the BLM protests in DC and now are going to our neighborhood KFC in bethesda or Rockville and ordering a diet coke.
by Dbcookie March 18, 2022
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patti mae smith

patti mae smith is a very short girl with luscious yummy locks. she has bad taste in men but good taste in woman. she craves validation but love everyone around her and is always looking out for everyone. she has the best friend in the world who looks the complete opposite but they would do anything for eachother. she doesn’t like school but she love the people she sees *most* just don’t piss patti mae smith off.
“wow is that patti mae smith?”
“yeah she smokin hot!”
by lilsmucker March 18, 2022
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Mrs. Rayna Smith

Mrs. Rayna Smith ate my child whole.
by Cracko298 March 21, 2022
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jane smith

a person who is intellectually perfect, has perfect grades, and an 100%-assured admission to Harvard University, Boston, Ma. Golden child, doesn’t do drugs, nicer than a wild flower.
Eric: “hey did you hear that Jane Smith girl turned down that party last weekend?”
Bobby: “yeah, she is so jane smith. she stayed in to study for her latin test bruh.”
Eric: “Wild.”

Shikesha: “tell that hoe to come vape in the stall
Barone: “nah, she a jane smith. she would rather swim 20 laps than to hurt her lungs.”
by trojancondoms March 21, 2022
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Smith

Smith means a stupid myth.

-my 6 year old niece.
by Sweet'n'spicy March 25, 2022
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